State of the Union

No, I did not watch. I can't watch that mouthbreathing asswipe, and I can't listen to his pseudo-Texan, fully Connecticut-Yankee ass speaking. I watched reruns of The L Word. Much better writing (only something like 5 writers instead of Chimpy's +/- 30).

I read the speech. It was weak. I could hear his whining: "Please trust me. Danger. Terror. Freedom." Yeah. Sure. "Trust me...let me tap your calls and read your emails and climb under your bed cause that's where the Boogy-al Quaida-men are. Gotta cookie?"

Whatever. Kinky's the only choice in Texas...saving myself for Kinky...