Thursday, April 13, 2006

Tom Cruise really annoys me

He's apparently having spectacular sex and thinks it's a byproduct of "good communication."

Please.

It's a byproduct of viagra, Spanish Fly, and KY. Everyone knows that.

Now if someone would just shove a "spectacular" pacifier in his "spectacular" mouth and stop him from saying "spectacular..."

2 Comments:

Anonymous Kate said...

When is Tomkitten set to arrive?

5:03 PM PDT  
Blogger texasshiva said...

No official date that I can find, but guesses are for May.

5:07 PM PDT  

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