Mark Morford and "The Cowboy"

Brilliant. Just absolutely brilliant.

A sample:

Cwboy43 (8:38:02 PM): No dont call me "sir!" Delete that! It's Cowboy! U gotta pretend OK? Im just a regular dud. BTW I read one of your old columns about Jesus. Im glad to hear U like him! Drugs are bad tho, U should stop that sorta talk. Could sure use a Valium and a sixer of Coors Light right now tho, U know? Lol! Its all falling apart

WrtrGuy (8:38:07 PM): Oh Jesus

Cwboy43 (8:38:28 PM): Exactly! Praise! BTW I got your IM from the FBI cuz I told 'em to watch you pervert journalists. Gosh they know everything! 'Cept they don't know this: I like U Libruls. U stir me up gud with your crazee music and your tofu and hybrid cars and sex. Isn't it funny how Mark Foley isn't even really alcoholic, we just stuck him in rehab to get the pity response? Suckers

OMFG. It gets better from there.